After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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