these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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