Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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