All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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