they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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