making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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