Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Bring me that man meat
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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