I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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