everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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