Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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