We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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