Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Randomize
