We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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