We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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