I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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