I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
