How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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