Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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