did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dick very happy bro
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Randomize
