I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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