We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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