North Korea, Best Korea!
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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