The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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