plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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