dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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