White coat. Heels.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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