Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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