dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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