Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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