called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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