I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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