the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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