honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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