1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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