She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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