do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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