Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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