By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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