Nicole vs. Life
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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