Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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