just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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