i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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