Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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