I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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