five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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