Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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