do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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