Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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