I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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