i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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