And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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