Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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