I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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