Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
