i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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