it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
a search helicopter?!
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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