it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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